ONE TIME I WAS FLIRTING WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE ASKED ME HOW OLD I WAS AND I TOLD HER I WAS 18 BUT IM REALLY 17 AND SHE BELIEVED ME AND I HOOKED UP WITH HER SHE IS 26 THIS IS ONE OF MY PROUDEST MOMENTS I JUST WANTD TO SHARE IT
SHE WAS A FRESHMAN WHEN I WAS IN KINDERGARDEN I CANT STOP LAUGHING
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know, just when I started to lose faith in humanity
My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
Well, this dope dude.
this is gonna get s shit load of notes
i actually reblogged this 10 hours ago and it had like 70 notes
I watched this for so long it’s perfect